Grower: Canis Major
Rating: 4.5
The following diary entry is shared to provide insight into my personal use of cannabis to alleviate a series of medical and health issues.
Canis sent me a long, beauty of a bud, dark, wispy, frosted with ample green orange hairs. The bud, young and just harvested, smells like a concentration of all the freshly squeezed orange juice in ASEAN with a sweet and strong orange aroma with earthy and diesel notes which a patient consumer may find after wading through all the OJ. Because of the youth of the bud, I vaped it at 183 degrees. This resulted in an orange flavor stronger than the aroma comparable to thick sweet orange cough syrup. When combusted the same bud exudes earthy, diesel and mint herbal notes which help to temper that same syrupy orange (just slightly).
While the flavor is very much tailored to someone with an orange fetish, the effects should be universally appreciated with a rush of energy, euphoria, focus and creativity. Though, after the copious amounts of vaping followed by combustion, I was happy to lay back on my couch at the conclusion of my session and napped for an hour.
I only recommend Emergen-C to those with a weird orange inclination. I mean you gotta have a real thing for orange. If that is you, then mazal tov, you have met your match. If this isn’t you, maybe try it anyway. I’ll keep your deep dark disturbing secret—you fucking pervert.
