Grower: Humble Gardens Farms

Rating: 4.5

The following diary entry is shared to provide insight into my personal use of cannabis to alleviate a series of medical and health issues. 

Gary’s Eyes comes through with a sweet, strong and dank spiced fruit aroma, with a waxy pine essence mixed in. The dry pull is heavy on fruit and spice. The flavor lies in the world between gas and skunk with a delicious deep down fermented fruit and pine taste which seems both very modern and somewhat nostalgic. Flavors and aromas which really speak to me and I found incredibly enjoyable. 

The high is strong—and I may have overdone it to a point. As mentioned earlier, I love the aroma and flavor and combusted and consumed a large amount of flower. This bud left me first in a state of elevated happiness, ready to tackle the world and engage socially with anyone who would have me. But as I continued to consume (and way before the conclusion of my joint) I began feeling myself being dragged deep down into a heavy body high, with my body going limp, and my mind slowing down considerably until I was almost comatose and then very much comatose. At one point I fell asleep on my balcony, lit joint in hand, only for that joint to fall and sear my hand to a nice medium rare. I took a few more puffs to alleviate the pain of the burn.  

I highly recommend Gary’s Eyes to all experienced consumers. The bud is strong and it got me pretty stoned, useless but very happy. The flavors are awesome with a blend of old school skunk with new school fruity gas. I do think the bud is way too strong for novice consumers—who would need a few trip around the block before landing on this one. 

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Mendel Menachem

Mendel Menachem is a curious and well-known cannabis commentator in Thailand, with a particular focus on locally grown flowers and their growers. His unwavering support for the local industry has earned him widespread respect within the Thai cannabis community. Mendel also regularly reviews cannabis from throughout the country, which he expertly reviews thanks to his renowned palate. Follow him on Instagram