Grower: Canis Major

Rating: 4.6 (affirmed)

The following diary entry is shared to provide insight into my personal use of cannabis to alleviate a series of medical and health issues.

I first vaped and combusted Da Funk back in January, when the bud was freshly harvested, and it was a memorable and excellent experienceโ€”I urge everyone to go back and read that review. Two months later, this flower has cured and matured into something even more expressive. The aroma and flavor have taken on a super spicy, soapy profile, layered with menthol eucalyptusโ€”almost like a sweet, cherrycola take on Vicks VapoRub. Itโ€™s super delicious, intriguing, and unmistakably unique to Canis.

The high was fullonโ€”relieving me of both mental and physical abilities, locking me in place, and delivering a truly elevated, happy intoxication. Motivation disappeared, and with it any need for purpose in life; I was simply satisfied to be still, stoned, and at peace with the world.

I highly recommend that all consumers get their hands on Canis Majorโ€™s Da Funk. It is, without a doubt, the best Da Funk out thereโ€”its elements are always changing, yet consistently superior. This cured version is very strong, so novice consumers should approach with concentrated moderation: just 2โ€“3 puffs.

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Mendel Menachem

Mendel Menachem is a curious and well-known cannabis commentator in Thailand, with a particular focus on locally grown flowers and their growers. His unwavering support for the local industry has earned him widespread respect within the Thai cannabis community. Mendel also regularly reviews cannabis from throughout the country, which he expertly reviews thanks to his renowned palate. Follow him on Instagram