Grower: Cloud 9 Genetics

Rating: 4.5

The following diary entry is shared to provide insight into my personal use of cannabis to alleviate a series of medical and health issues.

Cake Cream & Cheese from Cloud 9 Genetics introduces itself with a super funky, expressive aroma that wastes no time โ€” sweet candy and lemon lime brightness sitting above a deep, unmistakable rich cheese (and foot) funk. A full on nose that could very well divide a room but for sure would delight any seasoned toker: funky, sweet, and boldly cheesy. The flavor opens up โ€” cheese leading as expected, but joined by sweet lime turning into a more savory kafir, pepper, garlic, and herbs a procession which reveals a new layer at each turn and lingers in the mouth and brain.

The high is strong and serious from the outset โ€” a deeply stoned, full-bodied effect that settles with authority. Senses are heightened with music and food fully appreciated while the body and mind fight to enjoy the high against the warm temptation of a nap. Eventually sleepiness takes its toll, making this a bud best reserved for the evening.

I highly recommend Cake Cream & Cheese to experienced consumers who appreciate a bold, funky cheese profile with real aromatic and flavor depth, and a high that delivers both power and sensory heightening in equal measure. The bud is probably too intense from a flavor and high point of view for novice consumersโ€”but fortune favors the bold!

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Mendel Menachem

Mendel Menachem is a curious and well-known cannabis commentator in Thailand, with a particular focus on locally grown flowers and their growers. His unwavering support for the local industry has earned him widespread respect within the Thai cannabis community. Mendel also regularly reviews cannabis from throughout the country, which he expertly reviews thanks to his renowned palate. Follow him on Instagram