Grower: Mr. Goddamm
Rating: 4.6
The following diary entry is shared to provide insight into my personal use of cannabis to alleviate a series of medical and health issues.
I’m starting to think Mr. Goddamm’s real talent is making his name come out of my mouth on loop—Goddamn, Goddamn, Goddamn. The man knows how to grow: his buds are consistently pure quality and fire, and Dopamine is another clear example. The aroma is sweet, loud, stacked with diesel, a Xmas spice, and then an intense, pungent ribbon of dark grape and sweet berry essence that feels downright decadent. On the smoke, the flavor captures all the gas and concentrates the fruit even further: pungent dark berries and grape, rich sweetness, and a spiced, fuel-soaked backbone. It’s indulgent—overly luxurious, almost too much in the best way—like a guilty-pleasure dessert built out of grape syrup and jet fuel.
The high is chill and mellow—relaxed in the body with a noticeable loosening of the muscles—paired with an uplifted, euphoric mood. Mentally, I’m about half engaged and half de-stressed: I can get a bit of work done (just not aggressively), or I can hang back and do absolutely nothing with a smile.
I highly recommend Dopamine to all consumers. It delivers sweet, luxurious, pungent flavors and aromas with a take-it-easy, sabai-sabai high that makes the world feel a little softer. Novice consumers should approach in moderation—two puffs max, then wait it out. Experienced consumers will recognize they’ve got a guilty pleasure on their hands.
