Grower: Canna Catz

Rating: 4.4

Gelonade comes out of its pack with a super loud bright lemon lime and tangerine, honey sweet, slightly sour and slightly pine aroma. The dry pull moves from lemon to orange. The flavor is more nuanced and developed with initial flavors of sweet orange lemon marmalade with notes of creamy red berries, taffy and then the surprising development of a grassy and peaty taste.  A super interesting and loud bud!

The high left me in a bit of a functioning stupor. Able to move and talk and think, but making little sense to the world outside my brain. While I was never sedated, I was well on my way to being stoned with a good relaxed tingling in the body and little motivation to move much. Indeed, I gave up taking notes to sit back and enjoy the excellent heady and physical high.

I highly recommend Gelonade to all consumers.  The sweet and sophisticated candy citrus flavors and the contrasting peatiness are wonderful. The high is happy stoned which I always enjoy and is a good experience for novice consumers, who should come to this bud in moderation.

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Mendel Menachem

Mendel Menachem is a curious and well-known cannabis commentator in Thailand, with a particular focus on locally grown flowers and their growers. His unwavering support for the local industry has earned him widespread respect within the Thai cannabis community. Mendel also regularly reviews cannabis from throughout the country, which he expertly reviews thanks to his renowned palate. Follow him on Instagram