Grower: Elite Extract

Rating: 4.4

Grease Monkey is my first experience with Elite Extract. Their bud is a shimmering and sparkling frosty green covered in reddish hairs. Sticky and dense, this bud is a bit less springy than what I would expect by looking at it but it grinds well and is cured and dried well. It has a funky, skunky, sexy, dank, sweet caramelized onion herbal smell and taste with strong gas fumes. A taste and odor I am still drawn to and prefer. The bud’s smoke burns smooth and true and its ash a pale grey. This is a high quality bud grown by someone who knows what they are doing.

Grease Monkey took me to the cusp of being stoned, but I never crossed that line. I was pleasantly high (and super hungry) for sure, with a fully relaxed and slowed down body, stress free mind, and an added humorous look at the world. I was never debilitated, never lost the ability to move, think, speak or work, and stayed engaged socially throughout the high. This bud leans indica, but it did not push me to sleep, though it never stopped me from sleeping either. 

Grease Monkey is strong enough to satisfy experienced users and gentle enough for novice users to use (with caution) without dipping into areas they may find scary. The flavors and aromas are wonderful and highly recommended for those who love the herby and gassy.

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Mendel Menachem

Mendel Menachem is a curious and well-known cannabis commentator in Thailand, with a particular focus on locally grown flowers and their growers. His unwavering support for the local industry has earned him widespread respect within the Thai cannabis community. Mendel also regularly reviews cannabis from throughout the country, which he expertly reviews thanks to his renowned palate. Follow him on Instagram