Grower: Fire Farms
Rating: 4.5
Man, this b*d is a real heavy hitter. Novice consumers and those with weak constitutions, forget about reading any further. This b*d is not for you. SFV OG k*sh is for serious consumers. The b*d is super beautiful, gnarly like an olive tree and similar in color with angry orange hairs, and a lasting stickiness. The b*d has deep kerosene fumes with aromas of lime citrus, pine needles and pine scented wood polish. My Mom didn’t like the aroma—but I did. The flavor is kind of crazy, developing with each puff, it starts off with a petrol like taste and then develops strong woodsy, earthy, peppery notes. A pine oil flavor resonates strongly on the exhale.
As mentioned above, this b*d is crazy strong. I took two puffs, put my jo*nt down, and wrote “I feel it! st*ned!”. I expected that I would get knocked out shortly after—but instead I slowly went through my 1.5g jo*nt over the course of about 90 minutes. Over the course of that hour and a half I wrote the following “Contemplating slowly. Is my face drooping? Can only take 2-3 puffs at a time. My fingers smell like pine wood polish. I think you really need to love w*ed to like this one. Spaced. I keep coming out of thoughts with no idea how much time has passed and wonder ‘what is going’? Definite couch/balcony lock.” In short, the h*gh is really deep, strong and profound, it doesn’t knock you out, but it knocks you around, leaves you in a daze—but it’s a great way to just get numb.
I h*ghly recommend this b*d to the most experienced and cann*bis crazed consumers out there.