Grower: Fire Farms

Rating: 4.5

Man, this b*d is a real heavy hitter. Novice consumers and those with weak constitutions, forget about reading any further. This b*d is not for you. SFV OG k*sh is for serious consumers. The b*d is super beautiful, gnarly like an olive tree and similar in color with angry orange hairs, and a lasting stickiness. The b*d has deep kerosene fumes with aromas of lime citrus, pine needles and pine scented wood polish. My Mom didn’t like the aroma—but I did. The flavor is kind of crazy, developing with each puff, it starts off with a petrol like taste and then develops strong woodsy, earthy, peppery notes. A pine oil flavor resonates strongly on the exhale.

As mentioned above, this b*d is crazy strong. I took two puffs, put my jo*nt down, and wrote “I feel it! st*ned!”. I expected that I would get knocked out shortly after—but instead I slowly went through my 1.5g jo*nt over the course of about 90 minutes. Over the course of that hour and a half I wrote the following “Contemplating slowly. Is my face drooping? Can only take 2-3 puffs at a time.  My fingers smell like pine wood polish. I think you really need to love w*ed to like this one. Spaced. I keep coming out of thoughts with no idea how much time has passed and wonder ‘what is going’? Definite couch/balcony lock.” In short, the h*gh is really deep, strong and profound, it doesn’t knock you out, but it knocks you around, leaves you in a daze—but it’s a great way to just get numb. 

I h*ghly recommend this b*d to the most experienced and cann*bis crazed consumers out there. 

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Mendel Menachem

Mendel Menachem is a curious and well-known cannabis commentator in Thailand, with a particular focus on locally grown flowers and their growers. His unwavering support for the local industry has earned him widespread respect within the Thai cannabis community. Mendel also regularly reviews cannabis from throughout the country, which he expertly reviews thanks to his renowned palate. Follow him on Instagram