Dispensary: Growland (Phuket)
Rating: 4.6 leaves
I am usually a sativa/sativa hybrid kind of guy, but as Billy Boy Shakespeare so eloquently said: “What’s in a name? That which we call a bud by any other word would smoke as fire.” Peyote Critical is that indica strain which may make a sativa guy like me fall in love all over again with a naughty little indica.
Peyote Critical is a super dense, super sticky, super pungent, super dusty, multi-green shaded bud with little orange hairs. It is an ecosystem of weed unto itself. It has a strong gassy, sour, Flintstone Vitamin odor which gets stronger as it is ground. When vaped, the taste is reminiscent of a classic margarita with strong lime and tequila flavors: A unique and delicious taste.
This is a strong strain and its effects are immediate and convincing. A mind numbing high will erase any worries, fears, or anxiety in the head; while a relaxing, pleasant almost massaged feeling will envelop the entire body. The strong initial effects indicate that the user will soon be fast asleep, however the descent into sleep is delayed. This delay is bliss, Peyote Critical has an intense euphoria with all senses heightened. Despite the full relaxed state of the body, the user will still feel happy, creative, thoughtful, engaged (somewhat). This is probably not the strain I would choose to engage in my day to day tasks and work, however it is a perfect strain to use for a relaxing appreciation of the arts.
I highly recommend Peyote Critical for experienced users who will no doubt appreciate the flavors and clean body and head highs which reach the levels of being stoned. This stoned feeling may be a bit too intense for novice users—and we recommend that such users first gain experience with some of the gentler strains before graduating to Peyote Critical. Once they do gain this experience, they will be ready to appreciate the unique world of this strain.