Grower: Fire Farms

Rating: 4.6 (Mrs. Mendel gives it a 4.7)

Red Velvet Runtz is amongst the most beautiful buds I have come across with a deep dark sparkly purple black base and rust colored thick hairs flailing about. Its aroma is a powerful sour candy grape sweet with and intense gas. The flavor is equally bold and loud matching the aroma with an added.  These are stellar flavors and aromas. The aroma enticed and peaked Mrs. Mendel’s curiosity, she raised and executed her rights to partake in any flower of her choosing within the Mendel household.

The high is incredibly strong and intense starting in the head and taking over the body fast. Mrs. Mendel took three puffs off a joint and was euphoric, satisfied and content. I smoked half a joint, overwhelmed all my senses and stumbled about stupidly happy until I parked myself on the couch for a good 45 minutes—got up—finished the joint and repeated the same all over again. Red Velvet Runtz may be the strongest Thai grown bud I have tried—I cannot think of a stronger one. It tastes too good not to smoke—but it is just too damn strong to smoke all of (but I did).  

Novice users, forget about this bud it is not for you, it will slow you down into yesterday. Experienced users, go for it—if anything smoking a joint of Red Velvet Runtz reminded me of my earlier green days. It is a juggernaut of a bud to behold, smell, taste, and experience. I highly recommend this bud to anyone who has an existing and long-term relationship with cannabis. Mrs. Mendel highly recommends it to any toker who has enough discipline to only take three puffs (that ain’t me).     

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Mendel Menachem

Mendel Menachem is a curious and well-known cannabis commentator in Thailand, with a particular focus on locally grown flowers and their growers. His unwavering support for the local industry has earned him widespread respect within the Thai cannabis community. Mendel also regularly reviews cannabis from throughout the country, which he expertly reviews thanks to his renowned palate. Follow him on Instagram