Dispensary: MOB (Million Option Buds) Farms

Rating: 4.6 

Apologies to the other growers in my queue. I have a system for lining up the buds I review. Generally, I do not consume buds the same day I receive them. But after just one whiff (and then sight) of Gary Satan and I was taken in by his dark ways and had to obey his call to light up. Gary Satan is a dark charcoal black plump bud—accented by neon orange hairs and a white dusting. It is really something to behold. The aromas are more like fumes of deep dark berries with minty herbal and hints of pine. The aroma gets gassier and fruitier as the bud is ground. The flavor is profound, deep, and delicious with elements of sweet berries, black coffee, cloves and herbs leaving a minty aftertaste. 

Gary Satan is a strong bud with a strong high.  Two thirds through the joint I realized I was going to be stoned as pressure began building in my head and the world began to slow down. After the conclusion of my consumption, I went about my evening chores, ate a bar of chocolate, drank my tea, relaxed and chilled. I was fully capable, but that capability slipped away with each passing second. Once I turned on my TV and lay down on the couch my day was done. I was knocked out.

Gary Satan is very reminiscent of Jealousy (one of my favorites) and will delight any fan of that cultivar. I highly recommend this bud to experienced consumers, particularly those who are fans of strong indicas. The bud is way to strong for newbies . . . but its hard to resist the temptation of Gary Satan. If you give in to the devil, I won’t judge you. 

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Mendel Menachem

Mendel Menachem is a curious and well-known cannabis commentator in Thailand, with a particular focus on locally grown flowers and their growers. His unwavering support for the local industry has earned him widespread respect within the Thai cannabis community. Mendel also regularly reviews cannabis from throughout the country, which he expertly reviews thanks to his renowned palate. Follow him on Instagram