Grower: Warp Guide

Rating: 4.5

I was searching for something a bit more old school, a bit more OG when I came to Goofiez. Do not be mistaken, Goofiez is neither old school nor OG—but when compared to the more modern candy like buds of today—it has a sexy subtle skunky and herbal stank which lurks in the back the throat and nostrils after the rest of the scent disappears. Having said this, Goofiez is a sweet, fruity, sour apple, plum wine smelling bud—with a grapefruit stickiness which stay on the fingers.  The flavor is floral with a rich sweet plum finish. 

Goofiez has a feel good high which slows the brain with welcome dreaminess and loosens the body with deep relaxation with a tingling which still stimulates the senses.  It was hard to write notes soon after the high took effect, but my brain still felt stimulated in wonder as I soaked in everything around me and lay on my couch happy as a clam. 

I would highly recommend Goofiez to all users.  Novice users should use the bud in moderation—Goofiez is strong, but not harsh or wild, and should not scare virgins.  On the other hand, Goofiez has a deep and developed high which will satisfy experienced users looking to chill out, feel good and turn off without becoming comatose.

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Mendel Menachem

Mendel Menachem is a curious and well-known cannabis commentator in Thailand, with a particular focus on locally grown flowers and their growers. His unwavering support for the local industry has earned him widespread respect within the Thai cannabis community. Mendel also regularly reviews cannabis from throughout the country, which he expertly reviews thanks to his renowned palate. Follow him on Instagram