Dispensary: Dr. Green
Rating: 4.5 leaves
After presenting the September HighThailand Dispensary of the month award to Dr. Green, I was very generously offered “a new bud which just came in which doesn’t even have a name.” This anonymous bud, plump and dense, dusty and hairy, green with giant purple accents throughout, beckoned me. How could I say no?
The bud, lets call her Jane Doe, was super fragrant with sweet and berry odors emanating from her jar. When rolled and smoked in a joint Jane produces superb thick creamy smoke with a blueberry vanilla yogurt flavor. Initially, I found myself relaxed but engaged after smoking Jane. I was chill, happy, relaxed—engaged but not motivated, not energized, I had no desire to be creative.
During the journey home from Dr. Green to my apartment, I felt like everything was slowing down and Jane’s effects were becoming stronger. I happily observed as Bangkok passed me by: First as I walked to the BTS and next as the city passed by train. The people around me were fascinating—all universes moving together at the same speed but at the same time completely separate. Jane is an indica, for sure.
Once home, the feeling of euphoria remained, and I was thrilled to see my beautiful wife. I had left home in a less than stellar mood and she was surprised to see me so happy and elated. But I suppose that is what a night with Jane will do to you: make you relaxed, feel good, happy, leave all your troubles for another time or just ditch them completely and return you to your wife. I should also note that I was supposed to pack for a trip to Khao Yai the next day. Rather than pack, I had some snacks, watched TV and happily went to sleep—leaving my obligations for the next morning—ages away.
Jane Doe is a tempting bud. She is beautiful, smells amazing and tastes delicious. She can seduce even the most experienced toker, but oh what a thrill it is to be seduced! I would recommend Jane to both experienced and novice users. She may be on the stronger side for novice users, but her effects are positive and happy and should be experienced.